1、I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way；2、You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out! 3、Don't press your luck, you might pop it. _新浪新闻

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14-11-02 16:43 微博认证：美国脱口秀听译郭小会

1、I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way；2、You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out! 3、Don't press your luck, you might pop it.