about alcohol 1. My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober. 2. Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk. 3. Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver. 4. Officer, I swear to Drunk, I’m not God! 5. Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round. 6. Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !