一杨ish
19-11-16 08:31 微博认证:科技博主

Different stages in modern love:

Matched on Tinder ➡️ go on a first date ➡️ have sex ➡️ wonder if it's a fling or something ➡️ fool around for another 3 months ➡️ slide into an exclusive relationship ➡️ introduce him/her to friends ➡️ post his/her photos on Insta ➡️ bring him/her to company holiday parties as plus one ➡️ feel comfortable farting in front of your partner ➡️ start a Netflix family plan ➡️ make it FB official ➡️ bring him/her to a childhood friend's wedding ➡️ have partner's phone passwords ➡️ shave pubes for each other ➡️ it hurts your moral to admit it, but you still tell your partner 'I lowkey like that racist joke'.