There's this old jewish tale about this poor family with a tiny house that came to the rabbi complaining they have no room, the kids are running around, the granny is living with them, life is hell. The rabbi asks them "do you have a goat in your yard? Bring it in the house to live with you". Strange as it sounds the family does as it's told. Next week they came back, the rabbi asks them how did it go? "awfull. The goat is shitting all over, eating the chairs, cewing grandmas teeth, a complete mess". "good" the rabbi says "now take the goat back out to the yard". The next week the family returns happy as can be. "now that we got rid of the goat we have loads of space for everyone".

So maybe Kyrie really is the GOAT

曾经有一家穷困潦倒的犹太人去拜访一个学者，抱怨自己的房子太小，孩子到处跑，奶奶也跟他们一起住，生活犹如地狱一般。学者说：“你们家有山羊吗？有的话把羊带到家里住。”虽然听起来很奇怪但这一家人还是照做了。几个星期后那家人回来了，学者问他们怎么样了。“糟透了，那只羊在家里到处拉屎，咬椅子，把奶奶的假牙拿去嚼，弄得到处一团糟”。学者说：“好的，现在把羊弄回羊圈里去吧。”又过了几个星期，那一家人开心地来说没有羊在家的生活简直棒极了。

So maybe Kyrie really is the GOAT