我（遇到另一个同事）：你知道吗这个办公室好多人要结婚了[吃惊]
同事：嗯嗯[挤眼]
我：不会你也要结婚吧[疑问]
同事：俺engaged了[挤眼]
我：[哆啦A梦害怕]
同事：Are you looking? I can set u up with someone if you want me to [挤眼] what’s your type?
我： 最美黄南 with like a NORMAL human personality[许愿星]
同事： That would be hard to find [兔子]
我： NVM 苯仁将继续#戒异性恋#