white girls: i need an adult wlw romcom that isn’t a period/historical piece, has no weird age gap, has no cheating, isn’t about coming out, isn’t traumatic—and it’s just sapphics in love

martin mcdonagh: i just released an adult mlm romcom that is indeed a period/historical piece, has a weird age gap, has no cheating but a lot of gaslighting, manipulation, emotional abuse, physical abuse, self harm and arson in a toxic relationship, it is about coming out at your sixties realizing every single minute you spend with the other is gonna shorten yout lifespan by up to one year, it is definitely not traumatic at all—and it’s just silly lads in love with lots of lovely animals friends surrounding them