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23-01-02 22:19

最近看宠物太多了,来点宠物命名大赛
如果Yao和Alf养宠物,就让他们养一只阿拉斯加(猪)和一只布偶(猪),当他们给宠物取名时:
Alf:I will call our dog hamburger!
Yao :No way!
Alf:So…
Yao:And no hotdog,no sandwich!
Alf:Fine…that’s why i'm going to name him cola!Cola Jones ,Ah-ha?
Yao:…Ok you win,as for the cat, his name is baozi.
Alf:That's unfair!If you can name out cat after food, why couldn't I?
Yao:Because the food you like is totally junk, Mr Hamburger.

如果是Yao和Arthur,就养英国佬,柯基和英短。
Yao:You call the dog Romeo?Wow that's so sweet!!!You are such a romantic man!
Arthur:Stop your stupid performamce!You are laughing at me!
Yao:Haha…I mean, Where is his Juliet?You?
Arthur:Seems somebody already has a better idea. I believe he will give an incomparable name which will rock my world!
Yao:Yeah. Bajie,come here!I bought you some fish!
Arthur:???

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