“有一天我在这儿坐着，边吃三明治边跟一位女士唠嗑。唠着唠着，她说：‘有只麻雀坐你三明治上咯。’ 我觉得好兴奋啊，所以就开始喂它。然后这个小麻雀就到处夸我，让我就在麻雀群里有了点声望。接着我突然就变成了吸引麻雀的体质，每天早上都有差不多60只麻雀在这儿等我。现在这片儿所有的凳子上都是鸟屎。”

“So one day I’m sitting here talking to this lady, and I’m eating a sandwich. And the lady says to me: ‘There’s a sparrow sitting on your sandwich.’ And I think, ‘Wow. That’s pretty thrilling.’ So I began to feed it. And that sparrow started spreading the word, and I developed a bit of a reputation in the sparrow community. And suddenly I become the sparrow guy. There’s like sixty of them waiting for me every morning. All these benches are covered in shit.”