曲炯
25-04-11 12:03

“我不需要马斯克做任何事,只是碰巧喜欢他而已”这宠溺肉麻的话竟然被媒体诱导成“川老登卸磨杀驴,马一龙泪忆黄犬”的意思[笑cry]文字如果不配上语气和表情,真是很容易骗人的。

忘掉这俩老男人的形象,换俩小年轻来说这些话,细细地听:

你干活儿特棒。
我不用你做事,我只是喜欢你。
我可不想要方头大脑的车。
但那是你的手艺,
我不但全价买一辆,还要大家都来开,
(下面几句大部分视频剪辑掉了)
看看我有多宠你。
你手艺那么好,却受了委屈。

如果这都不叫爱[色]

原文如下:
​Elon has done a fantastic job. I don't need Elon for anything other than I happen to like him. I'm telling you, this guy did a fantastic job. I don't need his car. I actually bought one. They said "did you get a bargain?" No, I paid top price. You know what I do with it? I let the people in the office drive around with it. It's gorgeous. I did that as a show of support. He's done a fantastic job and he hasn't been treated properly.

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