“我不叫高霄费[喵喵]高富帅[酷]”

“我最喜欢你这个大名旦[兔子]”

“刘翠霞”
“刘派[兔子]”
“白玉霜”
“白派[兔子]”
“爱莲君”
“爱派[兔子]”
“李金斗[doge]”
“斗派[兔子]…不是👋”

“你鼓什么掌啊[喵喵]跟动物园的狗熊🐻似的[doge]”

“兰花指💅”
“跟火腿肠似的[doge]”
（今天的捧哏火药味十足[doge]

“学评戏嘛，不唱还行[可怜]”
“找找大名旦那调儿[doge]”

“你别看我[喵喵]”
……
“你看着我点[喵喵]尊重点我[喵喵]”

返场打麻将🀄️
“跟真的似的这玩意儿[挖鼻]”

返场二🍄
“小葱炖蘑菇🍄‍🟫”

学点评戏🎙️