Have you heard this one？

An Englishman, and Frenchman, and a Soviet man were looking at a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their calm, their reserve," says the Englishman. "Clearly, they were english."

"Oh non," says the Frenchman. "Look at them. Naked, elegant, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are french."

"No clothing, no shelter," says the Soviet man. "They have only apple to eat and are told is paradise. Clearly, they live in Soviet Union."