#莎莎SashaAlexSloan[超话]#
lowlights of 2025
1. got a really bad haircut and had to get extensions lol
2. had a bad photo taken of me
3. then someone made it into a pillow so I’d never forget
4. saw a snake in my yard that scared the shit out of me
5. fell asleep on a flight holding a coffee and when I woke up it had spilled all over my ass so I had to walk around looking like I 💩 myself
6. I got BEDBUGS 💀
7. had a stomach ache the whole year lol
8. had to pee really bad while abroad only bathroom I could find
9. realized I has terrible glute (?) strength
10. also I turned 30
HNY
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