Eeny Meeny Miny Mo（意思类似咱的“点兵点将”[二哈]笑死我了…

“That’s not even your bicycle!” I tell the Kangaroo.
“那甚至都不是你的自行车！”我告诉袋鼠。
“How would you know?” it asks.
“你怎么会知道？”它问道。
“Because you just took a bolt cutter out of your pouch instead of a key,” I say.
“因为你从口袋里拿出的不是钥匙，而是一把断线钳。”我说。
“I lost the key,” the Kangaroo says, looking at me in challenge.
“我丢了钥匙，”袋鼠说道，用充满挑战的眼神看着我。
“Ah, okay,” I reply.
“啊，好吧，”我回答道。
“The question is just…” says the Kangaroo, eyeing the bicycles in the stand. “Which bike’s key have I lost?”
“问题只是……”袋鼠说着，目光落在停放的自行车上。“我丢了哪辆自行车的钥匙？”
It taps each of the rear tires lightly with the bolt cutter, all the while uttering, “Eeny meeny miny mo…”
它用钢锯轻轻敲打每个后轮，同时念着：“一、二、三……”
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