NVIDIA GTC 2026 Recap: Robots Sang Around a Campfire
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歌词：
The keynote’s over, all was said
Jensen mapped the road ahead
AI factories coming alive
Agents learning how to drive
From open models to robots too
Now we’ll break it all down for you

Compute exploded, what we saw
From CNN’s to OpenClaw
Agents working cross the land
But they need the power to meet demand
So we solved the problem, it was brilliant
We multiplied compute by forty million

Once upon an AI time
Training was the paradigm
Sure it taught the models how
But inference runs the whole world now
Vera shows us who’s the boss at 35 times less the cost
Blackwell makes the tokens sing
Nvidia, the inference king

AI factories once took years
Vendors pulling racks and gears
Built up slowly ,piece by piece
No clear way to scale this beast
Dsx and dynamo know what to do
Turning power into revenue
Agents used to wait and see
Now act autonomously
But if they ever try to stray
Safe claws block and say No way
Nemoclaw’s there to guard the course
And yes, my friends … …
it’s open source
Cars that think and droids that run
This ain’t the movies, it’s all begun
Alpamayo calls the shots
It’s GPT moment for the bots
From sim to streets, now watch them drive
Throw your hands up for physical AI
The industrial Age built what came before
Now we build for AI even more
Vera Rubin plus grow make the inference splash
Put them together now it’s raining cash
We build new architecture every year
Came claws keep yelling, “more tokens here !”
The AI stack’s for all to make
So let us all eat five layer cake
The moment’s bright, the path is clear
Cause open models led us here
When data’s missing there is no dispute
We just generate more with compute
Robots learning without a flaw
Fueling the four scaling laws
The future’s here, won’t you come and see
Welcome all to GTC