// 初始化角色
Stella {
care = UNKNOWN
ego = HIGH
narrative_mode = ON
}

// 外界输入
INPUT: "You are so rude"

// 处理流程
function process(input):
if input == criticism:
triggerNarrative()
collapseCare()
performCareless()
return output

// 叙事启动
function triggerNarrative():
print("You know what he said to me?")
print("What?")
print("He was like: " + input)

// 在意程度坍缩
function collapseCare():
care = SUPERPOSITION(0, VERY_HIGH)
care = FORCE_DISPLAY(0) // 对外必须显示为0

// 外显不在意
function performCareless():
print("And I was like:")
print(generateLine())

// 台词生成器
function generateLine():
if ego > THRESHOLD:
return amplify("I don't care")
else:
return "..."

// 递归增强不在意
function amplify(base):
line = base

line = "I could care less?" // 第一层
line = "Does it look like I could care?" // 第二层（反问加强）
line = "I couldn't even care less!" // 第三层（极限表达）

return line