@Gen.G Arnold, you’re an absolute fool. Stay far away from me and get lost! I never want to see or talk to you again. Don’t let your stupidity rub off on me. From now on, you take your narrow single-plank bridge, and my brothers and I will walk the bright starry path. Don’t ever show your face around us again, or I’ll hit you with a Grade 7 math problem every time I spot you. I’m also stepping down as head coach of Base; I wouldn’t take the job even if you begged me to!