I’m definitely not a peaceful person. Sometimes I actually envy people who are.

I genuinely cannot stand jerks at work. I mean, I’m pretty good at confronting them head-on—and stabbing them in the back when necessary—and I usually manage to put them firmly in their place in the end. But what I really want to do is chop them into pieces and feed them to the pigs.

Can’t exactly do that, though. I still have promotions to get, raises to earn, and a career ladder to climb.

If you’re going to play the corporate game, you have to learn how to fuck with people strategically.